guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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