Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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