so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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