i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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