Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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