And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He better not be in your backpack
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
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Please. i have SOME standards
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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