I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
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I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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