WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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