there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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