I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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