Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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