I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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