hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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