just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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