You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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