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false alarm. still invincible.

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(305): false alarm. still invincible. http://tfl.nu/rmc6

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his personality makes his face look like an asshole.

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(360): his personality makes his face look like an asshole. http://tfl.nu/0gwl

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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.

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(609): I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old. http://tfl.nu/3g8e

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.

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(231): I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends. http://tfl.nu/26nn

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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward

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(775): she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward http://tfl.nu/zi7g

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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.

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(615): Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs. http://tfl.nu/w8zn

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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital

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(925): I hope this adventure ends at a hospital http://tfl.nu/tvb7

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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.

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(619): im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull. http://tfl.nu/oak8

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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.

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(931): I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s. http://tfl.nu/244n

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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.

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(845): I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break. http://tfl.nu/bwgw

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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.

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(714): It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you. http://tfl.nu/6jll

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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother

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(865): I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother http://tfl.nu/1rmv

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You know i'm the father figure

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Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad

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(941): You know i'm the father figure (1-941): Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad http://tfl.nu/6iwj

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(585): View more from New York

we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT

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Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.

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(585): we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT (1-585): Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink. http://tfl.nu/wawv

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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.

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(480): It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning. http://tfl.nu/0fqk

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