God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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