Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
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not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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