Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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