I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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