don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
my shit smells like andre
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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