I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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