If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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