Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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