Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize