I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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