Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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