Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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