yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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