He is such a slut. More and more my type.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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