Joe is yelling at the trees again.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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