he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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