I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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