in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
high people should be assigned attendants
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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