In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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