North Korea, Best Korea!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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