Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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