i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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