Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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Oh Jesus.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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