Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She announced her abortion via fbk
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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