i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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