I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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