I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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