i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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