Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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