Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
handjob tips. give me some.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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