I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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