If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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