Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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