You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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